The Best StoryI met an old man, with hair as white as snow I asked for his name, but that he didn’t know “You may call me History though.”The Best Story
“Tell me the best adventure you’ve seen!” “Ah, for daring and victory you’re keen? Once there was a man, and then he died.”
“What? That’s it?
I don’t like it a bit.”
“But that’s how every story goes, As lasting as the wind that blows.”
“Ok, but do you know a story that never dies?” “Yes,” he said, to my surprise
Closet ThroneI met an old acquaintance of yours A sinister fellow who does your chores Ironically, you have pegged me the villain From your closet throne of prodigious killin'Closet Throne
But now I know, and the tables have turned Maybe you are wondering how I learned
I was in the Harpoon and Trident on the coast You can learn a lot when sailors boast They drank their rum and mentioned names And one came up that tugged my reigns Should I repeat the name of Mr. Nefarious? Why should you worry? Is the truth precarious? I hope this disclosure doesn't foil
The immaculate legacy of JORDAN LOY
Parrot SmugglerI went to the airport the other day I was trying to smuggle an African GreyParrot Smuggler
And when through customs I tried to go They pointed to my suitcase and cried “no!” They unzipped the zipper and to their surprise They saw some blinking parrot eyes And beneath a box of saltine snacks More birds were waiting to attack The guards panicked and closed it tight And told me to have a nice flight
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A fool's fool fools fools who foolishly accept the foolishness of a fool's fool. - Franziska
Fine. Ignore my evidence. See if I care. - Apollo
Note to self: Gossip with Maya about this later. - Phoenix Wright
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"I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy." - C. S. Lewis
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no thanks, i've already got a penguin.
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The more you know the less you have to believe. If you know enough you believe everything and anything.
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